SpotBuyBeforeTheyDo

#🚨 BREAKING NEWS YOU DIDN’T ASK FOR:
Trump and Musk are reportedly fighting for control of Twitter, Mars, and your next 3 airdrops.

One throws punches on Truth Social.
The other launches rockets... and meme coins.

Who wins?
Honestly—does it even matter? We're still broke and waiting on that "to the moon" moment.

💸 Reminder: while they fight, your portfolio is still down 47%.
Stay focused, kings. The real enemy is FOMO.

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