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💸 Breaking Nes: I'm Officially Down Bad! 💸

Portfolio just dropped to $5.03—guess I'll have to cancel my plans to buy Twitter 🤡. Today's PNL at -1.68%, which means I’m now exactly one step closer to financial ruin 🚶‍♂️.

At this rate, I’ll be applying for a crypto bailout by next week 🆘. But no worries—diamond hands, right? 💎🤲 (Or should I just sell and buy a candy instead? 🍬)

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