From 'it's a scam' to 'it's like gold': How BTC conquered even the most skeptical while touching $99K.
What's up, crypto bros! 🚀 Are you ready for the hottest gossip of the moment?
BREAKING! The one and only Jerome Powell (yes, that guy from the Fed who looks like an NPC from Wall Street) just dropped a bombshell that sent Bitcoin "to the moon" hitting almost $100K. 🌙
And what did the final boss of the FED say? Well, he basically compared BTC to gold, but in "Minecraft" mode 🎮 (you know, digital). It's like when your boomer uncle finally understands what Netflix is: "Oh, it's like Blockbuster but on the internet" 😂