PowellPressures

Senator Cynthia Lummis from Wyoming urged Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell to resign. Lummis assessed that Powell is incompetent and often ignores the authority of Congress, especially regarding transparency and regulation of digital assets like crypto. She accused Powell's staff of obstructing document requests from the Senate and lamented the Fed's stance that hinders financial innovation in Wyoming. Lummis also opposed Powell's appointment due to the Fed's policies that are considered to impede crypto adoption in the US#PowellPressures $BTC

💥😱The Fed just wrapped their meeting and, let’s be real—the only thing climbing faster than interest rates was Powell’s stress level when someone casually mentioned a “soft landing.”
Wall Street heard "no rate hike" and immediately screamed, “TO THE MOON!”
Meanwhile, Powell didn’t flinch: “Was I unclear?”
Millennial homeowners asked, “So... time to refinance?”
The Fed’s response: “Absolutely not.”

Market vibes right now:

Stocks: Riding high

Bonds: Existential dread

Crypto: Raving like it’s 2021

Gold: Stillness of a monk

Recession: Loitering in the waiting room with vintage magazines

Powell’s whole speech, in essence: “We’re on it.”
Translation: “We're just free-styling with spreadsheets.”

Let’s be honest—FOMC meetings now feel like a chaotic blend of market anxiety, buzzword bingo, and Gen Z realizing “hawkish” isn't the name of a new streetwear brand.

#FedVibes #PowellPressures #MarketMemeMode #InterestRateRollercoaster