PARODY

"Good evening, everyone! Who here wants to get rich in just 21 days? Raise your hand! Wow, quite a few of you. But usually, when someone says that, what’s the catch? MLM, right? But tonight, I’m not selling you a magic necklace, and I’m not pitching a shady business. I just want to talk about… Tomarket! Yes, our favorite crypto coin, TOMA! Give it up for TOMA! 👏👏👏"

"So here’s the deal, folks. They say TOMA can make you rich in just 21 days. Again: 21 days. I thought, is this a crypto coin or a mayo diet plan? But seriously, if a diet can make you slim, why wouldn’t TOMA make your wallet fat?"

"And guess what? You can play mini-games on Telegram with TOMA. You buy points or spins with Telegram stars. Man, I thought spins were just for laundry! But apparently, it can also spin your luck. Just make sure it’s not spinning your debts! Hahaha. 🤣"
"And the price of TOMA right now is only $0.000326. Let me repeat that: zero point zero zero zero three two six! That’s basically the price of a plastic bag at the grocery store. But this is no ordinary bag—this is a future bag! A bag for your future! 😎"
"Now imagine this: you buy TOMA today, and in 21 days, you’re rich. But rich in what? Rich in peace or rich in debt? But according to the marketing team, this will keep you smiling. Of course, you’ll smile—because you still haven’t figured out where your money went! Hahaha. 🤣"
"So, if you’re thinking about investing, remember this: buy TOMA on an exchange, or use Telegram stars. But remember, if your TOMA suddenly jumps 12.39% like today, don’t forget to… SELL! Because, my friends, the problem isn’t investing—it’s not knowing when to stop! Hahaha. 😂"
"In the end, don’t be afraid of TOMA. TOMA isn’t just a coin—it’s your future buddy. So why not make yourself rich in 21 days? Or at least, you can tell your friends, ‘I’ve got TOMA, what do you have?’"
"Thank you, everyone! Don’t forget to buy TOMA, and who knows, maybe we’ll see each other on a yacht! Bye-bye! 🚀"

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