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š« What Not To Do in Futures Trading ā From Rookie Mistakes to Expert Errors
š§ BEGINNER PHASE: Where Curiosity Meets Catastrophe
ā 1. Donāt Confuse Futures With Spot
Youāre not buying cryptoāyouāre speculating on its direction. Futures come with leverage, expirations (sometimes), and far more risk. Itās like a casino... but your wallet bleeds for real.
ā 2. Donāt Trade Without Understanding āLiquidationā
"100x leverage" sounds coolāuntil your account evaporates. Always know your liquidation price and assume the market is hunting it.
ā 3. Never Enter Without a Stop-Loss
No stop-loss? Say goodbye to mercy. One candle can turn $500 into a documentary feature. Set cold, logical, emotionless stops.
ā 4. Donāt Blindly Copy Trades
Mimicking a whale without knowing their risk appetite is like borrowing someone elseās parachuteāhope it fits when you fall.
ā 5. Donāt Overlook Funding Fees
Every 8 hours, fees can quietly drain your P&L. In choppy markets, even good trades can turn into bleeding wounds.
āļø INTERMEDIATE STAGE: The Comfort Zone That Strikes Back
ā 6. Donāt Trade the NewsāTrade the Reaction
CPI just dropped? BTC mooning? The pros already moved. Youāre entering Whipsaw Central. Wait. Watch. Then act.
ā 7. Donāt Trade Without a Plan
āIāll just go with the vibes.ā
Three days later: āWhere did my account go?ā
Define your entry, exit, size, and invalidation before clicking buy.
ā 8. Donāt Revenge Trade
Lost one? Walk away. Doubling down to "get it back" is how accounts get wrecked. The chart doesnāt care about your feelings.
ā 9. Donāt Rely Solely on Indicators
RSI, MACD, Fibonacciātheyāre tools, not crystal balls. Mix with volume, price action, and market context.
ā 10. Donāt Ignore Market Structure
Trading against the trend? Thatās swimming upstreamāwith ankle weights. Know the phase: ranging, trending, or distributing.
š§ ADVANCED LEVEL: Where Precision Meets Chaos
ā 11. Donāt Underestimate Macro Bombs
Fed speeches, bans, ETF rumorsāthese events ignore your TA. Either adjust position size or sit out the storm.
ā 12. Donāt Overoptimize or Overtrade
Tweaking your system every other day = no consistency. Master one setup. Scale it. Then evolve.
ā 13. Donāt Forget About Liquidity Pools
Smart money hunts stops. That āobviousā resistance? It might be bait. Think like a trap setter, not prey.
ā 14. Donāt Trade While Exhausted
Low sleep + caffeine + volatility = liquidation cocktail. A rested mind makes better trades. Protect your mental capital.
ā 15. Donāt Break Risk RulesāEver
Max 1ā2% risk per trade. Break it once and youāll do it again. Boring? Maybe. But it keeps you in the game.
š§Ø UNHINGED ZONE: Wild But True Warnings
𤔠16. Donāt Trade While Flexing on Twitter
Performance drops 43% when you're mid-thread during a trade. Post gains laterāfocus first.
š¤ 17. Donāt Trust Green Candle Influencers
āIf this hits $34K, bears are dead.ā Then they vanish when wrong. Vet your sources. Avoid cults.
š¦ 18. Donāt Triple Down to āProve the Market Wrongā
The market isnāt your enemyāit just doesnāt care. Leave your ego out of it. Youāll lose that fight.
ā³ 19. Donāt Chase Breakouts You Missed
You slept through the move. Let it go. Donāt hop in late just to feel āin.ā Wait for the retestāor your next actual setup.
š„ 20. Donāt Trade Because āEveryoneās Making Moneyā
FOMO is a hell of a drug. And futures is where it overdoses. If itās not your setup, itās not your trade.
š¬ Final Word: Futures Are a Weapon. Will You Wield ItāOr Bleed From It?
Futures trading rewards logic, not luck. It multiplies your disciplineāor your destruction. Before you hit that āBuyā button⦠read this again.
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