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DOES PRAYER WORK IN CRYPTO TRADING?
(Short answer: Sometimes. Long answer: Don’t bet your portfolio on it.)

You’re staring at the chart…
Your coin is tanking…
You whisper, “God, please… just one green candle.”
Suddenly, the candle moves… but it’s redder than your bank alert.

Welcome to crypto. $SOL $BTC

In this game, people become instant pastors during market crashes:
– “Lord, I promise I’ll never FOMO again if you just reverse this wick!”
– “If DOGE hits $1, I’ll donate 10%… maybe.”

But let’s be honest:
Prayer without a plan is like trading with blindfolds.
Even God’s probably like: “I gave you TradingView. Use it.”

So, yes—pray if you like. It might soothe your soul.
But also:
– Set your Stop Loss.
– Check your RSI.
– Manage your risk.
Because Heaven helps those who help their charts.

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