InterestRateRollercoaster

💥😱The Fed just wrapped their meeting and, let’s be real—the only thing climbing faster than interest rates was Powell’s stress level when someone casually mentioned a “soft landing.”
Wall Street heard "no rate hike" and immediately screamed, “TO THE MOON!”
Meanwhile, Powell didn’t flinch: “Was I unclear?”
Millennial homeowners asked, “So... time to refinance?”
The Fed’s response: “Absolutely not.”

Market vibes right now:

Stocks: Riding high

Bonds: Existential dread

Crypto: Raving like it’s 2021

Gold: Stillness of a monk

Recession: Loitering in the waiting room with vintage magazines

Powell’s whole speech, in essence: “We’re on it.”
Translation: “We're just free-styling with spreadsheets.”

Let’s be honest—FOMC meetings now feel like a chaotic blend of market anxiety, buzzword bingo, and Gen Z realizing “hawkish” isn't the name of a new streetwear brand.

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