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When the crypto crew sticks together, they go far! 🚀😂 Do you relate to this adventure? To the moon with Doge, Shiba, Pepe, and WIF! $DOGE $PEPE #HumorCripto

RED ALERT on BINANCE! 🚨
Attention, crypto holders! 📉 If you woke up, opened the Binance app, and felt that little chill in your stomach, this parody is for you! We took the anthem of Fafá de Belém, "Vermelho", and transformed it into the soundtrack of our daily losses! 😅

🎶 RED BINANCE (The Fall of the Wallet) 🎶

Inspired by the iconic "Vermelho" by Fafá de Belém

Chorus of Suffering:
Red, red,
It's the color of dread,
The fall that runs
From value!
Bitcoin falling, Ethereum too,
My wallet, oh my dear!

Verse 1:
Everything was green, soaring like a rocket,
NFT booming, it was a feast.
Optimistic trader, only talking about bull run,
Buying at the top, oh, what a good feeling!
But then came the news, a chill in the air,
The chart turned, it started to plummet.
Suddenly, the candle that was green-hope,
Turned into a big red, and we dance!

Chorus of Suffering:
Red, red,
It's the color of dread,
The fall that runs
From value!
Bitcoin falling, Ethereum too,
My wallet, oh my dear!

Verse 2:
I look at my phone, the Binance app,
My heart races, I go into a trance.
Tears flow, a deep lament,
My savings are gone, my world is spent!
The Altcoins melting, turned to dust,
My travel plans, turned to just dust.
It was supposed to be freedom, cash in hand,
Now it's just struggle and lamentation!

Chorus of Suffering:
Red, red,
It's the color of dread,
The fall that runs
From value!
Bitcoin falling, Ethereum too,
My wallet, oh my dear!

Who here is feeling this "Red

Binance"? 📉 Crypto is pure emotion, right? Sometimes, we just want to cry while singing! 😭
#Crypto #Binance #MercadoCripto #Fall #Cryptocurrencies #HumorCripto

Would you like to know how to identify a smoke seller?

Points to consider:

*He wears Capri pants above the ankles
*He downloads cool third-party photos from Instagram and reposts them as if they were his...🤡
*He posts videos of sports cars that he doesn't own or that he rents 😆
*He recommends the tokens that he always uses without any prior analysis...🤔
*He uses phrases from Bryan Tracy, Robert Kiyosaki.
*shares motivational stories of elonk, kisses, Steve job and Zuckerberg 😑
*lacks a track record and appeared out of nowhere without any storytelling 😶
*promises to make you rich without knowing you well 🎗️🥇
*sells trading courses to everyone without filters 🫠
*only uses telegram 🤔
*Extreme positivism 😁
*encourages you to sell your course and offers you commissions without any test or without having bought it before. 😐
*always use super technical language even to explain simpler things just to seem smart 🧠
*focus on getting your money, selling you whatever...
*their goal is not to teach, nor provide value, nor create a community just to SELL 🤮
*they do not operate with their own accounts and always OFF-line 😒
*never mention #BINANCEACADEMY

Do you know any other characteristics?
of these CRYPTOPENGUINS???
Share it 😆

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Be careful with these 👇

When you dream of being a millionaire... but the chart has other plans 💸😴📉

Last night I checked the price of BTC before going to sleep... 🛌📱
I dreamed that I woke up a millionaire. 💰✨
I got up, checked it again...
And I'm still dreaming! 😂💤📉

Faith is not for sale... it's held. 🧘‍♂️📊
Who else experiences this?

#CryptoDreams #BTCLife #HolderUntilTheEnd #BinanceSquare #HumorCripto

Here, no so-called expert trader with Capri pants comes to talk to us or sell us random courses on Telegram, ok ...
perrooooo 🫵
#criptofunny
#humorcripto
#aprendeconmigoperro
#PEPE

with the full portfolio But without real in the physical world 🤣
but calm down 😌 because we know something 😏

say no to CRYPTOPINGUINOS 🥱

use #BINANCE learn, teach, work and earn

#felixsub0

#criptofunny #humorcripto #pepe

With a complete portfolio but nothing tangible in the real world. Stay calm, though—we know a thing or two! Say no to CRYPTOPINGUINS. Use #BINANCE to learn, teach, work, and earn.
#felixsub0
#criptofunny #humorcripto #pepe

"The only interest they had in me… was that of the bank"🏛

Interest? They only spoke to me when I owed!
At the bank, they greeted me with a smile… but only when they collected fees. I thought that "generating interest" was a myth, like finding WiFi without a password📡.📲
Until one day, I came across Binance and discovered Flexible Staking.
Dad, this is something else!📈

You put your crypto in, and the platform puts it to work for you. No stress, no weird formulas, no need to be Einstein in finance. It’s like planting a little plant and watching it grow without watering it every day.🪴

And the best part: you can withdraw whenever you want. No more "your funds are locked in the vault at the end of the world"!🪤

Crypto tip of the day:
Money that sleeps… doesn’t dream.
Put it to work, even if it's just a little.
The important thing is to start🎡

Because at Binance, your crypto really does care about you with interest… and without drama.🤑

Follow me for more real content, with humor, learning, and zero smoke.😇
Let’s move forward because here we learn while laughing!

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My cryptocurrency portfolio is like a roller coaster: constant ups and downs! Who else experiences this? #criptovida #Bitcoin! #humorcripto

From hiding money... to crypto investor 🛏️➡️📈

I also kept my savings in the safest place in the world:
my grandmother's mattress.

Interest? Only that of the cat sleeping on top🐱💤

But one day, looking for some bills, I found a little saint, a lone sock, and... a moth with a guilty face!🧦🪙🪰

That's when I said: “This can't go on.
I started to investigate and discovered Binance Earn.

Now, instead of hiding my money under the mattress, I put it to work in flexible mode (I can withdraw it whenever I want) or in locked mode (and I earn more if I leave it still for a while).🛏️❌➡️📲📈

Flexible mode: I enter when I want, exit when it gets scary… and in the meantime, I earn little cents! 🪙🟢

It's not much, but it already feels richer than seeing the balance sit still. 🧘‍♂️

Now I dream that my interest pays for an empanada... 🥟

And then, a house on the beach! 🏖️ Well... step by step, right? 🐢

This is just the beginning. I'm studying, learning, and shaping this path. 📚✍️
It won't be easy, but the goal is clear: financial freedom, crypto-entrepreneur style! 🚀⚡

The best part?
I didn't find any more moths...🪰
And my USDC does generate interest!🪙

I learned that saving is also investing…🤑

#HumorCripto $BTC

Do you also watch the Bitcoin price like it's a soap opera? 📉📈📺

Sometimes I tell myself: "Today I won't check the price..." 🧘‍♂️
Five minutes later: "What if it just went up right now?" 👀📱

When it goes down: drama! 😱📉
When it goes up: excitement! 🤩📈
When it doesn't move: something's brewing... 🤨⏳

What suspense, what intrigue. I can't stop watching what will happen in the next episode. 🤩

Being a crypto addict is like watching a soap opera...
but with green and red candles instead of actors. 🟢🔴
And the plot twists happen in real time!

Does it happen to you or is it just me?
Confess in the comments... you're not alone on this roller coaster!
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