HODLlikeHULK

🦸‍♂️ If Marvel heroes were crypto traders… who’d have the best PnL? 🧾

🔥 Iron Man
Longed $BTC back in 2011… straight from his lab.
Built a bot that trades while he’s flying.
🧠 + 🤖 = PnL machine.

🕸️ Spider-Man
Stuck to the charts… literally.
Every time he tries to sell, ETH pumps again.
“With great volatility comes great responsibility.”
📈 + bad timing = story of his life.

⚡ Thor
Still smashing his Ledger with Mjölnir.
Might HODL one day… if he stops bricking wallets.
⚒️ + brute force ≠ seed phrase.

🕶️ Black Widow
Has a cold wallet even the CIA can’t crack.
Rumors say she’s sitting on 1M $BNB.
No one knows. She’ll never tell.

🌀 Doctor Strange
Saw 14,000,605 possible futures.
Hedged in all of them.
Time-bending Degen.

🟢 HULK
Did absolutely nothing.
Just yelled “HODL!”
Never touched it again. Guess who won.

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