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🚨 LIVE FROM THE MOON BAZAAR 🚨
Trump & Elon just launched the first intergalactic meme coin shop 🪐💰
Forget Wall Street. They’re now trading $DOGE , $PEPE & $TRUMP under zero gravity 😎

🧑‍🚀 Elon: “We don’t sell dreams… we sell memes.”
🧑‍🚀 Trump: “It’s the best coin shop… maybe ever. Everybody says so.”

Moon tourists lined up to pay in NFTs and banana chips 🍌😂

📈 Prices?

$DOGE : 1 Bark

$PEPE : 2 Ribbits

$TRUMP : Negotiable… always 😂

#ToTheMoon #MemeCoinMart #ElonVsTrump #MoonMarketOpen #CryptoInSpace #HODLOrFloat 🪐💸