FutureBillionaireVibes

BREAKING: I’m Becoming a Billionaire! (Eventually. Maybe. Probably not.)

I just checked my Binance portfolio, and Jeff Bezos better start sweating.

Here’s my glorious empire:

HMSTR: 44 – Sounds like a hamster… moves like one too.

SHIB: 1500 – So many dogs, I qualify for a virtual petting zoo.

BANANAS31: 2.2 – Investing in potassium. Next level strategy.

USDT: $0.011 – I could ALMOST afford... gum. Half a stick.

BNB: 0.00004 – Blink and it’s gone. Literally.

PEPE: 101 – The only frog that brings tears instead of cash.

Year I'll become a billionaire:
Somewhere between the return of dinosaurs and flying to Mars.

Meanwhile, my wallet looks like it just lost a boxing match with poverty.

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