Bitcoin's flirting with ATHs while your favorite altcoins are begging for a pulse. The entire timeline’s cheering like we’ve all made it—but let’s be real…
How’s your alt bag holding up, champ?
ETH? Struggles harder than a meme coin to break $2.5K
SOL? Down 50% from the top—but at least it stayed online this week!
SAND, ENJ, VET, NEAR, SHIB, PEPE? Stuck in a time machine to 2022.
But yeah, “this is accumulation,” not punishment… right?
Alt cultists be like:
“You don’t get the tech”
“You’re spreading FUD”
“You have no vision”
Nah bro. I just don’t enjoy watching my net worth evaporate.
Let’s get it straight:
Bitcoin = wealth preservation
Alts = exit liquidity traps
They pump, you sell.
You HODL, they nuke.
It’s been the game for every single cycle.
You don’t marry alts.
You date them, drain them, then ghost them.
Unless heartbreak is your kink (VET holders, we see you).
Institutions didn’t come for your dog coins.
BlackRock isn’t filing an ETF for SHIB. Sorry.
So yeah, keep trusting that Telegram admin.
Keep buying the dip.
Keep holding the bleeding chart like a badge of honor.
But don’t say no one warned you.
BTC is king. Everything else? Noise.
This cycle? Make it or break it.
Wake up… or get wrecked.