Top 10 Signs of a Crypto Gambler
1. No spot positions. Everything is leveraged or perpetuals — because “spot is for boomers.”
2. They trade every single day. Sometimes 10+ times — because they’re “catching the moves.”
3. They use more than 10x leverage. Because why not “max out the gains” (and losses).
4. More money in meme coins than in top 20 market cap coins. Risk management? Never heard of her.
5. They pretend to know everything by staring at charts 24/7. Drawing Fibonacci spirals and Pythagorean triangles like its ancient magic.
6. Every pump is “the start of the bull run.” Every dip? “A healthy correction.”
7. No exit plan. Just vibes, dopamine, and hopium.
8. They YOLO based on influencer tweets. DYOR = “Didn’t Yet, Only Retweeted.”
9. “Diversified” across 15 chains. Still no idea what a validator, node, or RPC is.
10. Gets liquidated regularly. Blames the exchange. Re-deposits again and say “This one’s the real play.”
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