DefinitelyNotAlpha

📢 BREAKING: Binance now supports brain-to-blockchain uploads.Just think of a coin, and it gets listed. 😵‍💫I accidentally listed “SleepyShiba420” while napping.$DREAM is up 800%.Utility? Dreams only.Audit? “My uncle said it’s safe.”#Binance #CryptoNewss 🔒📰🚫 #DefinitelyNotAlpha #DYOR🟢 😂