CryptoTroll

Hey bhangi!!!!

🧠💸 BlackRock Bought the Dip — But You Still Think It’s a Scam?

Let me get this straight:

BlackRock just dropped $2.5 BILLION into $BTC

Their Bitcoin ETF (IBIT) is printing inflows like a DeFi farm in 2021

Goldman Sachs is aping in — over $1.4B in IBIT

ETH ETF with in-kind redemptions? Already filed.

Meanwhile, you're out here tweeting “crypto is dead” from your Robinhood app like it’s still 2022. 😂

Here’s the real alpha:

The same suits who called Bitcoin a Ponzi are now quietly buying more than your entire market cap bag.

“Decentralized finance!” you scream —

But guess what?

TradFi owns your bags now.

If you’re not front-running the institutions, congrats — you ARE the exit liquidity.

🧊 Cold truth: BlackRock doesn’t care about your memes.

🔥 Hot take: They’ll own half of crypto before you even finish your next thread on Solana vs Ethereum.

So tell us, frens:

Are you building for freedom or just hodling for BlackRock's portfolio?

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