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🧠💸 BlackRock Bought the Dip — But You Still Think It’s a Scam?
Let me get this straight:
BlackRock just dropped $2.5 BILLION into $BTC
Their Bitcoin ETF (IBIT) is printing inflows like a DeFi farm in 2021
Goldman Sachs is aping in — over $1.4B in IBIT
ETH ETF with in-kind redemptions? Already filed.
Meanwhile, you're out here tweeting “crypto is dead” from your Robinhood app like it’s still 2022. 😂
Here’s the real alpha:
The same suits who called Bitcoin a Ponzi are now quietly buying more than your entire market cap bag.
“Decentralized finance!” you scream —
But guess what?
TradFi owns your bags now.
If you’re not front-running the institutions, congrats — you ARE the exit liquidity.
🧊 Cold truth: BlackRock doesn’t care about your memes.
🔥 Hot take: They’ll own half of crypto before you even finish your next thread on Solana vs Ethereum.
So tell us, frens:
Are you building for freedom or just hodling for BlackRock's portfolio?
#Bitcoin #BlackRock #CryptoTroll
🧠💸 BlackRock Bought the Dip — But You Still Think It’s a Scam?
Let me get this straight:
BlackRock just dropped $2.5 BILLION into $BTC
Their Bitcoin ETF (IBIT) is printing inflows like a DeFi farm in 2021
Goldman Sachs is aping in — over $1.4B in IBIT
ETH ETF with in-kind redemptions? Already filed.
Meanwhile, you're out here tweeting “crypto is dead” from your Robinhood app like it’s still 2022. 😂
Here’s the real alpha:
The same suits who called Bitcoin a Ponzi are now quietly buying more than your entire market cap bag.
“Decentralized finance!” you scream —
But guess what?
TradFi owns your bags now.
If you’re not front-running the institutions, congrats — you ARE the exit liquidity.
🧊 Cold truth: BlackRock doesn’t care about your memes.
🔥 Hot take: They’ll own half of crypto before you even finish your next thread on Solana vs Ethereum.
So tell us, frens:
Are you building for freedom or just hodling for BlackRock's portfolio?
#Bitcoin #BlackRock #CryptoTroll
📉 Meme coins when Bitcoin hits ATH:
🫠🫠🫠
Bitcoin: 🚀🌕 "I’m breaking records!"
Meme coins: 🐶🦊🐸 "Wait for us bro… we're still trying to trend on Twitter."
Investors:
BTC holders: 💰😎
Meme coin holders: 🥲 🤡🤡 Still HODLing like it's 2021
Moral of the story:
“You bought memes. Bitcoin made history.” 😂
#bitcoin #meme_coin #MemeCoins #ATH #CryptoTroll #100sats
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Bitcoin: 🚀🌕 "I’m breaking records!"
Meme coins: 🐶🦊🐸 "Wait for us bro… we're still trying to trend on Twitter."
Investors:
BTC holders: 💰😎
Meme coin holders: 🥲 🤡🤡 Still HODLing like it's 2021
Moral of the story:
“You bought memes. Bitcoin made history.” 😂
#bitcoin #meme_coin #MemeCoins #ATH #CryptoTroll #100sats
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