CryptoIronia

🐸 Everyone gets rich with meme coins… except for those who buy them late.

💥 +1000% in 2 days.
😱 Then -90% in 2 hours.

Meme coin = pure adrenaline.

But remember:
📌 If you're not the first, you're someone else's liquidity.

❓Are you in it to play… or are you risking more than you can afford to lose?

💬 Have you ever made a score with a meme coin? Or have you only taken beatings?
Write it in the comments 👇

🔁 Follow me if you want to have fun… but with your head on your shoulders.

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🧠 Phrases you only say after spending at least 6 months in the crypto world:

1️⃣ "Never again memecoins, I swear."

2️⃣ "I no longer invest in projects without clear tokenomics."

3️⃣ "I only use non-custodial wallets now."

4️⃣ "If it returns to the break-even price, I will sell everything."

5️⃣ "I should have sold when it was at +300%… but I had FAITH."

😅 If you've said at least 2 of these… welcome back to the club.

💬 Which phrase have you said too? Write it in the comments.

🔁 Follow me if you want to have a laugh… but also learn not to repeat certain mistakes.

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😂 The 5 types of crypto investors:

1️⃣ The mooner 🌕

Buys every coin with the idea that it will "go to the moon"

Holds even at -90% "because they believe in it"

2️⃣ The panic trader 😱

Buys at the top, sells at the bottom

Checks the portfolio 43 times a day

3️⃣ The copy-trader 👀

Copies everything they see on TikTok or YouTube

"I bought this because a big one said it"

4️⃣ The philosopher 🤔

Reads whitepapers, talks about decentralization

Has never made a trade, but has opinions on everything

5️⃣ The silent ninja 🥷

Buys quietly, accumulates, sells quietly

No one knows how much they have… but maybe they are already rich

💬 Which one are you? Or which one were you? Write it in the comments 👇

🔁 Follow me to laugh about it, but also to avoid the usual mistakes.

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3 things you did if you got into crypto in 2021

😂 Did you get into crypto in 2021? Then at least 2 out of 3 you did too:

1️⃣ You bought a coin because someone said so on TikTok
(spoiler: now it’s worth -95%)

2️⃣ You downloaded 3 different apps and forgot the passwords
(and maybe even the seed phrase)

3️⃣ You said “I’ll buy the next Shiba and then I’ll stop”
(you never stopped. And you’re broke.)

💬 Add one in the comments if you recognized yourself 👇

🔁 Follow me if you want to stay in the crypto world… but with your brain on.

$BTC

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