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Every day I wake up and see the chart as if it were drawn by a 3-year-old child after drinking Pepsi and skipping sleep.
Bitcoin flies up 10%, then drops 12%... and I'm stuck in between explaining to my family why "this time is different."

The memes? They've become more credible than the analyses.
The analysts? Half of them read stars, and the other half writes "Not financial advice" after burning you.
The updates? Every time a project releases an announcement, we have to check if it’s a partnership or just a "Hi" on Twitter.

I don't give financial advice,
but if you breathe crypto, laugh in times of loss, and believe that memes are stronger than fundamentals...
then follow me, and let’s watch the market and laugh at it together.

Signature: A trader tired of FOMO... but still hitting Buy.

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