Bourse

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‎🚜🌾 Yield Farming for Noobs (and Others): 
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‎1/ Yield Farming is like putting money in a popcorn machine: 
‎- The more risks you take → The more it pops 
‎- But sometimes… it burns. 🍿🔥 
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‎2/ The 3 commandments of the smart Farmer: 
‎✅ High APY ≠ Free Money 
‎✅ 'Impermanent loss' is PERMANENT if you do anything stupid 
‎✅ Rewards in shitcoins? Convert to BTC/ETH before the dump 
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‎3/ My favorite pools at the moment (DYOR!): 
‎- Stablecoins on @CurveFinance (low risk) 
‎- ETH/ALT on @Uniswap (medium risk) 
‎- Farming shitcoins on @PancakeSwap (high risk/great fun) 
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‎4/ In reality, the secret is: 
‎- DCA out your profits 
‎- Don’t put everything in one pool 
‎- Sleep at night (optional) 😴 
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‎👉 Where are you farming right now? Share your strategies in reply! 
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‎ #Bourse #Investissement
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‎Why it works: 
‎- 🎤 Your unique angle (popcorn + shitcoins) 
‎- 💡 Useful information in 4 points 
‎- 🤝 Call-to-action for engagement 
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‎I can adapt: 
‎- More technical (with real APY, calculations…) 
‎- More humorous (meme included) 
‎- Focus on a particular blockchain (Solana, Base…) 
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‎Let me know!$BNB $SOL

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