BinanceJokes

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"Binance is the only place where my ex’s ‘trust issues’ actually make sense… DYOR, baby!"

2.
"Told my mom I’m investing in crypto. Now she thinks Binance is a new type of vegetable."

3.
"Relationship status: Waiting for my Binance portfolio to bounce back before dating again."

4.
"Binance app crashed for 2 minutes.
Me: Already planning a career in farming."

5.
"Me checking my Binance wallet every 5 minutes:
Is it 🚀 or is it 🚑 today?"

6.
"Binance gave me something the stock market never could:
Daily cardio from panic-refreshing prices."

7.
"Bitcoin dropped 5%.
Me: It's fine. It's called a 'Binance Yoga Session' — lots of emotional flexibility."

8.
*"My financial plan is simple:

Buy on Binance

HODL

Pray to Satoshi."*CryptoMarketCapBackTo$3T
9.
"Binance said 'not financial advice' but somehow I’m emotionally attached."

10.
"Dating someone who doesn’t check Binance before saying 'Good Morning'?
Red flag."

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