AltseasonDelusion

Alts Are Wrecking Your Portfolio — But Sure, Keep Coping 🤡

I warned you. Loudly. Repeatedly. With charts. With logic. With data.
Not vibes from a Telegram cult full of JPEG traders — real market truth.

Total 3 has been bleeding against BTC since 2021.
That’s not “my opinion.” That’s the chart. That’s the trend. That’s your L.

But what do I hear in return?

“Oh, you don’t get it.” 🙄
“Altseason is coming.” 🧚‍♂️
“You’ll see.” ⏳

Yeah… I saw. I waited. And now I’m watching your bags scream for mercy 😭
Meanwhile, you’re still tweeting “accumulating gems” 💎 like it’s 2021. Cute.

Let’s spell it out — one last time for the back row:

🔻 Altcoins have been in a confirmed downtrend vs BTC for 3 YEARS.
🔻 Every BTC pump just dilutes your alt bags.
🔻 You’re losing value in USD and BTC terms. Double pain.

Still think your fav microcap will flip ETH? 💀
Still stacking 37 coins like you’re building a DeFi zoo? 🐶🦊🐸🦍
Still waiting for that one magical airdrop to save you? 🧚

Here’s reality:

✅ New alts with low float and narrative hype might print.
❌ Old alts are relics — historic, not coming back. Nokia in an iPhone world.

But I get hate for saying it. Why?

Because I don’t peddle hopium 🫧
I won’t call every dip “a generational buy” 🎭
And I definitely won’t say your CoinMarketCap bag is “undervalued” 🧟‍♂️

🟰 Bitcoin is still in consolidation.
💣 Alts are already in the grave.
And you still want to “buy the dip” blindly?

Go ahead. Be my guest 🎟️
Just don’t cry in my DMs when your “conviction hold” becomes a “RIP thread” 🪦

Good luck out there. You’ll need it.
But hey — maybe this next 90% crash is the one that makes you rich 🤡💸

#CryptoTruth #AltseasonDelusion #BTCdominance #TradingReality #NoMoreHopium