AlertX

🧓 I Think I Found My Roots…

Name: AlertX
My Legendary Grandpa? Satoshi Nakamoto 👀
My Net Worth: $0.000000000001
Grandpa’s Net Worth: $129,397,622,466.47 💰

I’m not a billionaire yet — but I’ve got the zeros, just need the "1" 🥲

> "Dear Grandpa, if you’re out there… I just need your wisdom 👴
Or your wallet password... either one works."

If anyone finds Satoshi, do let me know — I’ll reward you with eternal gratitude… and maybe a meme coin or two. 😅

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