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Tariff War Special · Confusing Behavior Awards!

This weekend, I found several amusing incidents that have occurred since the tariff war began, just to lighten the mood.

First, U.S. Trade Representative Jamieson Greer was passionately testifying at a hearing about how Trump's tariffs are going:
Suddenly received a text: Hey, the tariffs have been postponed~
The lawmakers struggled to hold back laughter and asked: Did you just find out a few seconds ago?
Greer: Well… I just refreshed Twitter.
Democratic Congressman Horsford quipped: Aren't you in the White House VIP group?

The second incident was on April 7, when White House press secretary Caroline Levitt angrily denounced the tariff suspension as fake news:
On April 9, Trump announced: Hey everyone, the 90-day tax exemption vouchers have been issued!
Now the beautiful press secretary is too scared to go outside!
The White House refuted the rumor, and the president slapped back, sigh.

Third, Vietnam’s Deputy Minister of Industry and Trade, Chen Guoqing, rushed to the U.S. to negotiate overnight, with conditions so humble they were almost humiliating: Zero tariffs, buy $20 billion worth of U.S. goods, and strictly investigate Chinese transshipments!
Trump kindly nodded: Good boy, here’s a 90-day probation experience card~
As a result, when Minister Chen returned to his country, he found out—this card was actually valid for all servers!
Vietnamese netizens lamented: If I had known, I would have just laid flat and saved the $20 billion!
A lonely lottery win!

In Trump’s economic universe, all diplomatic strategies are like popcorn in a pot—you never know when the next kernel will pop, but you can be sure that someone will always be stuck to the bottom of the pot.

Looking forward to Comrade Jian Guo bringing us unexpected surprises again!

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