测试网冤种

🔥 【Testnet Scavenger's Sharp Review】
$VELVET This TGE made me sick! Binance wallet launch was deafening, but my interaction records on the testnet were all swallowed, and I didn't get a single airdrop! The project team painted a picture of an "AI trading holy grail", but when I asked Velvet Unicorn for a coin price, it got stuck like a PowerPoint, and after burning 0.05 SOL in gas, I got back a single response: "In market volatility" 🙄
Even more absurd is the token model:
⚡️ veVELVET locked staking dividends → Annualized 2.3% is worse than storing in Yu'ebao;
⚡️ $VU fuel fee → The transaction fee for adjusting the AI strategy three times is higher than the earnings;
⚡️ Gate event crazy distribution of 2 million tokens → What I received is all "90-day linear release" air!
Testnet warrior's bloody suggestions:
1️⃣ Don't trust "AI strategy backtesting", all parameters are posterior adjustments;
2️⃣ Node staking electricity costs are subsidized, break-even calculated until 2030;
3️⃣ The official website candlestick chart is 3 minutes slower than the real market, bottom-fishing turns into filling the pit!

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