段子娱乐

Village Chief: Kid, how much U did alpha make today?
Me: 200U!
Village Chief: Kid, you're doing well, looks like there's a big profit today?
Me: No, Village Chief, I meant your principal still has 200U left!
Village Chief: …
Me: Village Chief, wake up, someone help, the Village Chief has fainted…
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