🔥【Cryptocurrency Survival Guide】These pains are only understood by traders! 😂
1. When you FOMO chase the high
📈: See the K-line soaring, hurry and ALL IN!
📉: Wake up the next day, account -50%
Inner monologue: "Is the big player watching my few thousand U??"
2. Bottom fishing halfway up the mountain
🤡: "It's dropped 70%, it must be the bottom!" (increasing position)
🪂: "How is there still a basement?" (continuing to drop)
Strategy: Zen-like holding, delete the app, look again in three years
3. Contract liquidation literature
💸: Open 10x leverage, "Steady as an old dog"
💥: 5 minutes later, precise spike liquidation
Classic line: "I'm done, withdrawing to buy a house" (then continue to recharge)
4. The Tale of the Shitcoin
🐕: See the group shouting "Hundredfold God Coin", go all in!
🚮: The next day, the project team runs away, Telegram group renamed to "Rights Protection Center"
Awakening: "Next time, I will definitely run faster than the project team"
5. Mystical Cryptocurrency Trading Techniques
🔮: Place orders based on Elon Musk's Twitter, zodiac fortune, and milk tea flavors
📊: After losses, summarize - "This time the zodiac fortune wasn't accurate"
6. Trading on news
👂: "A friend said there's inside information to pump the price!"
🤑: Only to find out after heavily investing - my friend also heard it from another friend
💎 Cryptocurrency Survival Rules
✅ When others are fearful, I am greedy; when others are greedy, I go bankrupt
✅ Spot trading as a family heirloom, contracts are joy beans
✅ Always remember: every penny you earn is another leek's tears
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