холдимноосторожно

Absolutely unscientific version

1️⃣ The Moon is not in the right phase.
Astrologers are in a panic: Mars is in Retro, and Bitcoin is retesting karma. A figure of the "Sad Bull in a Sideways Market" has formed on the chart.

2️⃣ Whales are on a diet.
They bought too much — now they decided to "snack" on altcoins. And when whales go hungry, the price drops. Biology.

3️⃣ Memes are tired.
The market has been rising on memes and hype for too long. It's time to return to reality. Well, at least to $60K. Then back to space, honestly.

4️⃣ Inflation for traders is in their heads.
Everyone is expecting $100K in a week. The market is like: "Aha. Right now. Here’s a minus 18% for you."

5️⃣ Technical analysis from Grandma Vanga:
"It will be 60, and then 80. But only if you're not in long."

⚠️ This is not financial advice. It's just a premonition with a sprinkle of sarcasm.

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