пеклопортфель

💸 They say everyone has to hit rock bottom…

But I didn't think my rock bottom would be my portfolio on Binance — it's currently deeper than the Titanic 😩

📉 Bought a token — it instantly decided to degrade.
📈 Started to rise — sold because I was scared of success.
📉 Came back up — bought again because I love pain.
🔁 Binance is already sending me emails: "You've completed a new course — Trading for Masochists. Level 3"

🤣 Mom says: don’t play with fire!
And I'm like: Mom, this isn’t fire, this is crypto — even the devil is asking for cashback 🔥

🥶 My portfolio is currently so red that the guy from the exchange thought it was an emergency button.

🔽 Write in the comments what your most epic crypto fail is — that moment when your investments decided to play Titanic without a lifeboat.

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