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Buy the dip’ – I’ve been buying so many dips I’m basically a sandwich #Market #joke
Buy the dip’ – I’ve been buying so many dips I’m basically a sandwich

#Market #joke
If patience was a crypto, I’d still lose money holding it. #joke
If patience was a crypto, I’d still lose money holding it.

#joke
#joke $BTC The perfect image and feeling.
#joke
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The perfect image and feeling.
#JOKE Why did Bitcoin go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little "volatile"!
#JOKE Why did Bitcoin go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little "volatile"!
Приготуйтеся, адже сьогодні у нас сеанс крипто-гумору!😁😁 1. Про мінливий характер $BTC : "Чому біткоїни ніколи не ходять до школи? Бо вони вже дорослі, а їхній курс і так постійно плаває!" І справді, навіщо їм освіта, якщо вони самі встановлюють правила!💵 2. Коли портфель відчуває себе на атракціоні: "Мій криптопортфель схожий на американські гірки... Тільки без ременів безпеки."🚀 Хто ж знав, що інвестування може бути таким екстремальним видом спорту? 3. Коли FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) б'є найсильніше: "FOMO – це коли ти бачиш, що твої друзі купили шиткоїн і заробили мільйони, а ти не купив... І тепер ти розумієш, що вони збрехали." Або ж просто вміють тримати покерфейс, коли насправді плачуть у душі.😕🤭 Сподіваємось, ці жарти додали трохи світла у ваш криптодень! Пам'ятайте, що гумор – це важлива частина будь-якої подорожі, особливо такої захопливої та непередбачуваної, як світ криптовалют. Діліться своїми улюбленими крипто-жартами в коментарях! #TradersLeague #JOKEEEEETIMEEEEE😁😂 #joke {spot}(BTCUSDT)
Приготуйтеся, адже сьогодні у нас сеанс крипто-гумору!😁😁

1. Про мінливий характер $BTC :
"Чому біткоїни ніколи не ходять до школи? Бо вони вже дорослі, а їхній курс і так постійно плаває!"
І справді, навіщо їм освіта, якщо вони самі встановлюють правила!💵

2. Коли портфель відчуває себе на атракціоні:
"Мій криптопортфель схожий на американські гірки... Тільки без ременів безпеки."🚀
Хто ж знав, що інвестування може бути таким екстремальним видом спорту?

3. Коли FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) б'є найсильніше:
"FOMO – це коли ти бачиш, що твої друзі купили шиткоїн і заробили мільйони, а ти не купив... І тепер ти розумієш, що вони збрехали."
Або ж просто вміють тримати покерфейс, коли насправді плачуть у душі.😕🤭

Сподіваємось, ці жарти додали трохи світла у ваш криптодень! Пам'ятайте, що гумор – це важлива частина будь-якої подорожі, особливо такої захопливої та непередбачуваної, як світ криптовалют.

Діліться своїми улюбленими крипто-жартами в коментарях!

#TradersLeague #JOKEEEEETIMEEEEE😁😂 #joke
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From 0.00000001 Btc to 1 BTC in one day ! It worked for me ! Please follow this tutorial : Just BlaBlaBla for 24h Yes, it did not :X #BTC #TIPS #JOKE #PEPE‏
From 0.00000001 Btc to 1 BTC in one day !
It worked for me !

Please follow this tutorial :

Just BlaBlaBla for 24h
Yes, it did not :X

#BTC
#TIPS
#JOKE
#PEPE‏
Justin Sun “On Fire”: Roast Turns Into Banana Comedy Instead of Harsh CriticismToken2049 promised a fiery roast of crypto provocateur Justin Sun – but instead of brutal jabs, the crowd got 10 minutes of light teasing about his height, legal team, and the infamous $6.2 million banana. TJ Miller and the Banana Show The evening was kicked off by actor and comedian TJ Miller, who poked fun at Sun’s reputation and history of scheduling conflicts. He compared Sun’s look to “a crypto bro generated by AI.” The audience laughed, but the expected hard-hitting roast never came. Miller even mocked the Tesla giveaway scandal, where Sun was accused of manipulation: “Before this roast, I didn’t even know who you were. But then I Googled Justin Sun Tesla… sorry, I mean electric cars. The legal department told me not to say that.” The comedian then shifted to Sun’s overprotective legal team, jokingly recommending Sun’s “new book”: “The Art of Peeling – the story of a $6.2 million banana. Like The Art of the Deal, but with fruit.” Sun, Trump, and the “Sensitive Topic” Miller slipped in a jab at Sun’s controversial financial ties to World Liberty Financial, the Trump-backed crypto project. He noted that legal restrictions seemed much looser when it came to making fun of Donald Trump. Jokes That Didn’t Land Not every punchline hit. The crowd groaned at a pun about the “price of his punctuality” and shrugged at a Shen Yun reference. Still, some lighter digs worked: jokes about his wealth, short stature, and being “fake.” One of the sharper lines was: “I don’t even think Justin Sun is Chinese. He’s a fake rich guy who spends too much on organic fruit and steals other people’s ideas. That sounds more like an American.” A Mild Roast Instead of a Roast Battle Although billed as a brutal roast, the event ended up as friendly banter. Miller even encouraged Sun between jokes. And perhaps it was Sun’s legal team – always in the shadows – that ensured the roast stayed safe, with a banana taking center stage instead of real fire. #JustinSun , #cryptohumor , #banana , #joke , #CryptoCommunity Stay one step ahead – follow our profile and stay informed about everything important in the world of cryptocurrencies! Notice: ,,The information and views presented in this article are intended solely for educational purposes and should not be taken as investment advice in any situation. The content of these pages should not be regarded as financial, investment, or any other form of advice. We caution that investing in cryptocurrencies can be risky and may lead to financial losses.“

Justin Sun “On Fire”: Roast Turns Into Banana Comedy Instead of Harsh Criticism

Token2049 promised a fiery roast of crypto provocateur Justin Sun – but instead of brutal jabs, the crowd got 10 minutes of light teasing about his height, legal team, and the infamous $6.2 million banana.

TJ Miller and the Banana Show

The evening was kicked off by actor and comedian TJ Miller, who poked fun at Sun’s reputation and history of scheduling conflicts. He compared Sun’s look to “a crypto bro generated by AI.” The audience laughed, but the expected hard-hitting roast never came.
Miller even mocked the Tesla giveaway scandal, where Sun was accused of manipulation:
“Before this roast, I didn’t even know who you were. But then I Googled Justin Sun Tesla… sorry, I mean electric cars. The legal department told me not to say that.”
The comedian then shifted to Sun’s overprotective legal team, jokingly recommending Sun’s “new book”:
“The Art of Peeling – the story of a $6.2 million banana. Like The Art of the Deal, but with fruit.”

Sun, Trump, and the “Sensitive Topic”

Miller slipped in a jab at Sun’s controversial financial ties to World Liberty Financial, the Trump-backed crypto project. He noted that legal restrictions seemed much looser when it came to making fun of Donald Trump.

Jokes That Didn’t Land

Not every punchline hit. The crowd groaned at a pun about the “price of his punctuality” and shrugged at a Shen Yun reference.
Still, some lighter digs worked: jokes about his wealth, short stature, and being “fake.” One of the sharper lines was:
“I don’t even think Justin Sun is Chinese. He’s a fake rich guy who spends too much on organic fruit and steals other people’s ideas. That sounds more like an American.”

A Mild Roast Instead of a Roast Battle

Although billed as a brutal roast, the event ended up as friendly banter. Miller even encouraged Sun between jokes. And perhaps it was Sun’s legal team – always in the shadows – that ensured the roast stayed safe, with a banana taking center stage instead of real fire.

#JustinSun , #cryptohumor , #banana , #joke , #CryptoCommunity

Stay one step ahead – follow our profile and stay informed about everything important in the world of cryptocurrencies!
Notice:
,,The information and views presented in this article are intended solely for educational purposes and should not be taken as investment advice in any situation. The content of these pages should not be regarded as financial, investment, or any other form of advice. We caution that investing in cryptocurrencies can be risky and may lead to financial losses.“
#joke Here is a crypto joke for you: Why did the Ethereum walk into a bar? The bartender said, "Sorry, we don’t serve gas here." (This joke plays on Ethereum's well-known transaction fee called "gas," making it a fun pun for crypto enthusiasts.) #eth $ETH {spot}(ETHUSDT)
#joke

Here is a crypto joke for you:

Why did the Ethereum walk into a bar? The bartender said, "Sorry, we don’t serve gas here."




(This joke plays on Ethereum's well-known transaction fee called "gas," making it a fun pun for crypto enthusiasts.)

#eth
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#币安人生USDT Trade update 🚨🚨🚨 In morning update clearly told I,m doing short market price #币安人生 So many trader laugh at me it's new #joke not a trade 🤓 But right now you can see 2nd target completed 🎯 More trade like this follow me 💕
#币安人生USDT Trade update 🚨🚨🚨

In morning update clearly told I,m doing short market price #币安人生 So many trader laugh at me it's new #joke not a trade 🤓

But right now you can see 2nd target completed 🎯

More trade like this follow me 💕
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😅😅😂😂😅😅 Never ask a woman her age, and never ask crypto traders about their losses. Some numbers are better left a mystery! #joke #profit #loss #traders
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Never ask a woman her age, and never ask crypto traders about their losses. Some numbers are better left a mystery!

#joke #profit #loss #traders
#TradeLessons #TradeStories #joke $ Ethan heard his barber made $10,000 trading crypto 💈💰. So naturally, he thought, “If he can do it with scissors in one hand ✂️, I can do it with both thumbs on my phone.” 📱👍👍 He bought a coin called MoonDogePepeX 🐶🌕🐸 because someone on Twitter said, “This is the next Bitcoin, trust me, bro.” 🚀🔥💎🙌 In an hour, the price doubled 📈 and Ethan was dancing like: 🕺💃 He texted his mom: “I’m basically Warren Buffet with Wi-Fi.” 🧓📶💼 Then the next morning... CRASH! 💥📉 His portfolio looked like leftovers after a food fight 🍝🫠 He crawled back to the barber shop 🐢🏃‍♂️ The barber asked, “So, how’s MoonDogePepeX doing?” Ethan whispered, “It went to the moon... 🌕 ...but I got stranded on Earth without gas fees.” ⛽🚫🌍
#TradeLessons #TradeStories #joke $

Ethan heard his barber made $10,000 trading crypto 💈💰. So naturally, he thought, “If he can do it with scissors in one hand ✂️, I can do it with both thumbs on my phone.” 📱👍👍

He bought a coin called MoonDogePepeX 🐶🌕🐸 because someone on Twitter said, “This is the next Bitcoin, trust me, bro.” 🚀🔥💎🙌

In an hour, the price doubled 📈 and Ethan was dancing like: 🕺💃

He texted his mom: “I’m basically Warren Buffet with Wi-Fi.” 🧓📶💼

Then the next morning...

CRASH! 💥📉

His portfolio looked like leftovers after a food fight 🍝🫠

He crawled back to the barber shop 🐢🏃‍♂️

The barber asked, “So, how’s MoonDogePepeX doing?”

Ethan whispered, “It went to the moon... 🌕

...but I got stranded on Earth without gas fees.” ⛽🚫🌍
I asked AI to write a joke of the day about cryptocurrencies. Enjoy your sense of humor 🤌🏻. . . Why doesn't Bitcoin go to the gym? Because it's always swinging! . Maybe AI knows something 😏😅. {spot}(BTCUSDT) #AI #joke #BTC
I asked AI to write a joke of the day about cryptocurrencies. Enjoy your sense of humor 🤌🏻.
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Why doesn't Bitcoin go to the gym?

Because it's always swinging!
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Maybe AI knows something 😏😅.
#AI #joke #BTC
Ось анекдот: – Уявляєш, я вклав усі гроші в криптовалюту! – І як успіхи? – Тепер у мене є криптонадія, криптосльози і криптосором. $BTC $BNB #joke
Ось анекдот:

– Уявляєш, я вклав усі гроші в криптовалюту!
– І як успіхи?
– Тепер у мене є криптонадія, криптосльози і криптосором.

$BTC $BNB
#joke
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