notthreadguy

i speak for everyone by saying WE DONT CARE if uni goes down another 99% when the uniswap latte tastes this good

few too many “everyone is saying alt season in stocks so it’s the on chain bottom” posts. i choose to ignore them and also believe it’s the on chain bottom

im so uninterested in buying coins i just funded my robinhood account so its probably time to start buying coins again

if you made a twitter account and ONLY posted “nothing ever happens” and “buy bitcoin” during global conflict you are the greatest geopolitical expert and financial advisor of all time this shit not hard

war might start: bullish bitcoin
war is starting: bullish bitcoin
war ended: bullish bitcoin

i sense a theme

crypto people are confident talking about a war they don’t understand because they talk about a market all day they don’t understand either

full porting bitcoin before ww3 sounds fun but full porting bitcoin on leverage before ww3 sounds funner

i’m full ported spot bitcoin now

if ww3 happens i lose really hard
if it doesn’t happen i win really hard 👍

streaming with the flu today

1245pm PST big announcement

1pm pst joined by @DavidFBailey x @udiWertheimer to talk btc

2pm joined by @henri_stern x @segall_max from privy to talk stripe acquisition

215pm pst i’m going to the doctor 👍

every year there’s a new ct main character that becomes one with the market. you don’t have to do literally anything but blindly follow their conviction to make it

last year it was ansem

always borrow conviction 👍

1.3% of the global GDP now has access to crypto rails through stripe 👍

ya stripe buying privy is a pretty big deal for crypto

timeline returned to ftx levels. feels like home again

so my internet coins are worthless and so is the currency they’re denominated in?

james wynn is still gambling 10 figures on chain and literally nobody cares

bitcoin treasury companies will send bitcoin to $1mm with @udiWertheimer http://twitch.tv/threadguy

how pump fun launching a token before opensea 💀

the lion tries to invest in pump fun while fear mongering fud on the timeline

check what happened to all nfts after the otherside mint

uh oh

imagine trump wallet on trump chain and the only thing you can do is buy trump coin no sell button