🤣 Man, you can’t make this sh!t up! 💀
October was supposed to be the month — the “green candle miracle.” Everyone went all in, maxed out longs, and screamed altseason incoming! 🌈
Fast forward… 💥
🔻 Alts nuked -85%
🔥 Biggest liquidation event in history
💸 Everyone who somehow survived the last crash said,
“Alright, this time it’s different,” and went ALL-IN again — both longs AND spot.
And now… guess what?
We’re staring at ANOTHER DUMP incoming. 😭
Someone, anyone — make it stop.
Markets right now:
💀 “Hopeium overdose.”
📉 “Charts in free fall.”
🫠 “Bags heavier than ever.”
Crypto: the only place where pain has seasons too. 😂
