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 JUST IN: Tesla missed earnings in Q2 - revenue fell 12% to $22.5B, and EPS dropped to $0.40, down from $0.52 last year.

But Bitcoin came through. 

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 Tesla reported a $284M gain on its BTC holdings, boosting EBITDA by 8% to $3.4B.

Holding ~11,500 BTC now worth $1.2B, Bitcoin is quietly powering the balance sheet.