MRI Scan Reveals: His Brain is 100% Crypto 🧠📉📈

Doctors were shocked after scanning the brain of a crypto trader…

No neurons — just candlesticks, memecoins, and laser eyes.

When they said “buy the dip,” he took it literally 😂

This AI-generated skit shows the true effects of market obsession — short, funny, and painfully real for any trader.

💬 Are you also seeing charts when you close your eyes?

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