I lied. Been up reading a comedy.

I was told it was an official 'first edition', but apparently they made billions of pre-first editions and gave them to the publisher to sell them on the open market whenever they need more money, so mine is a post-pre-first edition edition. But, I'm told it's still valuable because book stores will replace all other books with it and it will retire my family someday, so pretty stoked about that.

Anyway, good night.