😂 JUST IMAGINE…
It’s August 2025.
You told your friends in July:
“Crypto is dead.” ☠️
Meanwhile…
🚀 $ETH is flirting with $6,000
🚀 $HBAR just did a 3x overnight
🚀 $SOL is trending on Tinder
🚀 $XRP holders still yelling “TOLD YOU SO”
🚀 Meme coins launching from fridges and toasters
And you?
You’re still staring at your bank app…
📉 earning 2.75% annual interest… if you’re lucky.
Moral of the story?
Don’t fade crypto. It fades you first. 😂
