🤣 "Not My Jurisdiction, Bro!"
LIBRA token creator Hayden Davis just pulled the ultimate crypto escape card: “I wasn’t even in New York, your honor!” 🗽❌
📉 After his $4.6B #memecoin crashed 94% (thanks in part to a viral post from Argentina’s President), investors filed a class-action lawsuit in NY. But Davis says the court can’t touch him — because he didn’t specifically scam anyone in New York, only, you know… the entire planet. 🌍💸
🥶 Meanwhile, $57M of allegedly stolen $USDC is frozen, and Davis is trying to dodge the case faster than LIBRA’s chart after launch.
Moral of the story? When your meme coin goes to zero, make sure your lawsuit does too — jurisdictionally. ⚖️😂
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