You just got home from your dream job and are greeted at the door by your beautiful wife and kids. You’re all leaving tomorrow to go on vacation to the Maldives. Life is perfect, you’re the happiest and healthiest you’ve ever been and to top it all off, the lamp looks completely normal. But as you sit down to eat the amazing dinner your wife has cooked, you feel something slimy touch your leg. You know it’s all over, this perfect life is no more. You are in a state of shock, the only thing you can do is laugh. It finally caught you.