ELON BREAKS HIS SILENCE ON DRUG RUMORS 🧪

And yes — he brought receipts.

After weeks of whispers and wild headlines, Elon Musk just dropped a drug test report on X:

❌ Cocaine

❌ Ketamine

❌ Ecstasy

❌ Amphetamines

Clean. At least on paper 👀

This comes after that May 30 article claiming he was partying on substances during his time at DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency 😭 yes that’s real).

🔥 But it doesn’t end there…

Post-DOGE era?

Musk vs Trump got messy. 👀

Even Epstein got dragged in.

Musk: “If I knew, I wouldn’t have worked with him.”

Now the bromance is broken, and crypto X is eating it up.

💭 So is the test a PR move? A real cleanse? Or just more Elon chaos marketing?

One thing’s for sure — he knows how to stay in the feed.

Whether it’s rockets, rug pulls, or rumors…

ELON STAYS MAIN CHARACTER.