#BREAKING (but like… not really): ELON TO BUY $XRP FOR $50B?

Let’s not lose brain cells over this one.

So the crypto streets are buzzin’ again — “Elon’s buying $XRP for $50 BILLION”?

Yeah, OK. And I’m buying Mars next week.

Let’s keep it real:

❌ No official tweet.

❌ No SEC filings.

❌ No whale alerts.

❌ No actual pump.

Just another “degen fantasy turned viral rumor” that Crypto Twitter ate up like free airdrops.

🧠 WHAT’S THE MOVE?

You already know:

DYOR always.

Don’t let fake headlines move your bags.

If Elon ever even looked at $XRP, the charts would’ve broken in real-time.

But for now?

Zero signal, max noise.

🔊 DROP YOUR TAKE:

You buying the rumor or calling cap?

Comment below like your portfolio depends on it. 👀💬

Let’s see who’s got the real alpha vs who’s just vibing with the FOMO train. 🚂💸