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Hereâs some funny crypto-related content to brighten your day! đ
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### **1. Crypto Mood Swings** đđ
- **When Bitcoin pumps:** *"I'm a financial genius! Time to buy a Lambo with my 0.003 BTC!"* đđ¨
- **When Bitcoin dumps:** *"Who needs money anyway? Fiat is the real scam."* đ đĽ°đĽ°đĽ°đĽ°đĽ°đĽ°đđđđđ
### **2. Crypto vs. Normal People**
- **Normie:** "I invested in stocks."
- **Crypto Bro:** "I invested in a meme coin with a dog logo. We are not the same." đ
### **3. The Crypto Dating Scene** đ
- **Her:** "So, what do you do for a living?"
- **Him:** *"I trade shitcoins and stare at candles all day."* đŻď¸ đ˝đ˝đ˝đ˝đ˝đ˝đ˝đ˝đžđžđžđž
- **Her:** *"Oh⌠so youâre unemployed?"*
### **4. The Five Stages of a Crypto Crash**
1. **Denial:** *"Itâs just a correction!"*
2. **Anger:** *"Whales are manipulating the market!"*
3. **Bargaining:** *"If BTC hits $100K, I swear Iâll sell!"*
4. **Depression:** *"I shouldâve just bought an index fundâŚ"*
5. **Acceptance:** *"Well, at least I can write this off on my taxes."* đ¸ đ¤Ťđ¤Ťđ¤ŤđŤŁ
$SOL $BNB ### **5. Crypto Logic** đ¤Ż
- **Buy high, sell low** â *"Itâs a strategy, okay?"*
- **Lose 50% on a trade** â *"HODL for the tech!"*
- **See a random coin pump** â *"DYOR? Nah, YOLO!"*
### **6. When Someone Says "Crypto is a Scam"**
- **You:** *"You just donât understand blockchain!"*
- **Also you:** *"Why did I buy a token called âSquidGame2.0â?"* đŚ
### **7. The Ultimate Crypto Dream**
đ **Moon or Lambo?**
- **Reality:** *"Neither. Just ramen for the next 5 years."* đ
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