Mini-story: "How Crypto Saved My Date"

I went on a date, my name is Artem.

Everything was going perfectly until the girl asked:

I will tell it from the 3rd person😉

— So what do you do?

Artem proudly replies:

— I trade cryptocurrency.

The girl nods:

— Oh, an investor?

Artem wanted to say "yes", but then his phone dinged — liquidation of the position.

In front of her, his balance went negative faster than a bus on a turn.

He hid his phone. Smiled.

— Yes… but the market today is just… windy.

The girl laughed and said:

— No worries, the main thing is that my hair isn't windy.

Date saved. But the position — not.