Why don’t I trade crypto on Monday? Because Monday candles behave like they had a whole weekend drinking with DOGE holders. It’s like the market wakes up with a hangover, opens the chart, sees CME gaps, sees weekend liquidity imbalances, and says: “nah… let’s confuse everybody.” Monday isn’t a trend day — it’s a troll day. Whales are repositioning. Market makers are recalibrating. Smart money is just collecting data. Retail? They’re the ones rage-shorting the first red candle and then getting liquidated 14 minutes later when ETH pumps just to say “gotcha.” Monday is literally the day where price action says “fake breakout here, fake breakdown there, and here’s a wick to make you question your entire trading career.” So I don’t trade Monday. I observe, plot levels, sip coffee, let the pros fight each other, and wait for Tuesday — when the market finally decides to act like an adult instead of a chaotic toddler with leverage.