She: “What’s stopping you from building a house like this?”

Me: “My $ETH

long position 😂”

🚨 Meanwhile, markets are on fire! The U.S. Dollar Index just took a major hit after Fed Chair Powell hinted at rate cuts. 📉 Traders are pricing in cuts for October and December, and the Yen 🇯🇵 and Aussie 🇦🇺 are flexing hard against the greenback. Even China 🇨🇳 just strengthened the yuan for the first time since November — signaling a potential global currency shake-up. $TRUMP

is down 2.4%, trading at 5.959. Dollar in danger? Stay alert! 🔥✂️

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