😂 $XPL

— The Comedy Show of the Month! 🎪💥

Down -70% in the last 30 days, and NOW it decides to make its grand debut on Binance Square?! 💀

You already know what’s next…

💸 99% of influencers are about to shill this thing like it’s the second coming of BTC 🤣

“Undervalued gem!” “Next 100x!” “Don’t miss this rocket!” — yeah, we’ve heard it all before. 🚀💨

Let’s be real for a second:

👉 The valuation is sky-high with zero value accrual.

👉 The sentiment is flatlined, and the chart looks like a cliff dive. 🪂

👉 Still, the hype machine is about to go into overdrive.

So while everyone’s chanting “to the moon,” 🌕

just remember — the only thing flying might be the exit liquidity. 😅

#XPL #BinanceSquare #CryptoComedy #ShillSeason