“Zootosis Vaults: because your coins clearly aren’t dizzy enough already.

Mitosis + Morph = Math I barely passed.

Hybrid rollups? More like ‘roll-ups I forgot in the laundry.’

✅ ‘Purely Liquid’ means I can spill rewards everywhere.

✅ Cross-chain? I can barely cross the street.

✅ Decentralized sequencers? Sounds like a DJ set.

But hey, if your assets crave a roller-coaster, Zootosis is open 24/7. 🎢💸 #MiTO22