Why Trump Continues to List Cryptocurrencies in Sequence (And Why You Should Care)
Trump is not just playing politics anymore — he is playing crypto like it’s a slot machine. One token drops, retail piles in, and before anyone can catch their breath… boom, another one.
First it was $TRUMP . Exaggerated, inflated, and of course, Trump had his internal stock. Then came $MELANIA — because why stop at one family coin when you can exploit the brand twice? Next, the big and shiny token $WLFI, presented as a “revolution” of $6B, but actually just another fundraising play disguised as a campaign. And if you thought the circus was over — no. Enter American Bitcoin (ABTC), the mining play listed on Nasdaq by Eric and Don Jr. that gave the brothers $1.5B in paper gains overnight.
Here’s the catch:
When does retail lose? Trump doesn’t lose. He has already won with allocations, listings, and early exits.
When does retail win (rarely)? It still wins, because tokens keep its name in the spotlight and its political machine fueled.
And the game goes on, one coin at a time.
Even Gavin Newsom couldn’t resist mocking this — launching a satirical “Trump Corruption Coin” just to highlight how absurd the whole show has become.
Sure, I’ll give Trump one thing: he brought crypto into the mainstream faster than regulators could. But let’s be realistic… this isn’t about innovation. It’s about branding, politics, and making sure the Trump family’s bags stay heavy while retail bags get lighter.
In summary? Trump isn’t "building the future of finance." He’s following the same old playbook: hype, profit, repeat. And if you’re wondering why the consecutive cryptocurrency crashes won’t stop — the answer is simple. Because every coin, every listing, every pump means one thing… Trump always wins, even if you don’t win.$TRUMP