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🚨TRUMP MEME COIN HOLDERS EAT FREE… BUT AT WHAT COST? 🍽️🔥
The top 220 $TRUMP holders just won a golden ticket to dine with Trump at Mar-a-Lago… while the rest of you get left holding the bag. 📉💸
Is this the ultimate flex or the ultimate rug pull?
👉 60% PUMP – Congrats, you played yourself.
👉 GALA DINNER – Steak or cope? Your choice.
👉 220 CHOSEN ONES – The rest of you? Enjoy the crumbs.
Will this be the most legendary meme coin event ever… or the final exit liquidity feast? 🎯
#TrumpMemecoin #MarALagoOrRugPull #DinnerWithTheDevil #CryptoClowns #dinnerwithtrump
The top 220 $TRUMP holders just won a golden ticket to dine with Trump at Mar-a-Lago… while the rest of you get left holding the bag. 📉💸
Is this the ultimate flex or the ultimate rug pull?
👉 60% PUMP – Congrats, you played yourself.
👉 GALA DINNER – Steak or cope? Your choice.
👉 220 CHOSEN ONES – The rest of you? Enjoy the crumbs.
Will this be the most legendary meme coin event ever… or the final exit liquidity feast? 🎯
#TrumpMemecoin #MarALagoOrRugPull #DinnerWithTheDevil #CryptoClowns #dinnerwithtrump
#WhiteHouseDigitalAssetReport So the White House finally decided to “understand” crypto… 14 years too late 😂
Now they want to regulate what they never believed in — classic!
Next thing you know, they'll be launching $USAcoin and calling it innovation 💀
Decentralization? Never heard of her.
#CryptoClowns #Binance #bitcoin
$BTC
Now they want to regulate what they never believed in — classic!
Next thing you know, they'll be launching $USAcoin and calling it innovation 💀
Decentralization? Never heard of her.
#CryptoClowns #Binance #bitcoin
$BTC
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🦌 TONcoin and the "golden visa": how retail was led on a dream of Dubai 🇦🇪
In short, briefly:
The TON Foundation allegedly "launched" the possibility of obtaining a golden UAE visa for staking $100K in TON.
The market was stunned, traders bought in, the coin 🚀 +12% — Dubai was already in a dream.
And then...
🇦🇪 The UAE authorities said:
"What? We are not aware of any visas, any TON?.."
💥 The volumes remained.
🎯 The price corrected.
🦌 Retail was left with a bag of tokens and tickets on TON Airlines, which did not fly ✈️
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📉 Conclusion:
TON beautifully gathered liquidity, created "hope" and posted on Twitter:
"We are just trying something new. This is unofficial."
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🤣 And now guess: was it marketing, a scam, or just "innovation without sanction"?
#TON #Toncoin #DubaiVisa #CryptoClowns #BinanceSquare
$TON
In short, briefly:
The TON Foundation allegedly "launched" the possibility of obtaining a golden UAE visa for staking $100K in TON.
The market was stunned, traders bought in, the coin 🚀 +12% — Dubai was already in a dream.
And then...
🇦🇪 The UAE authorities said:
"What? We are not aware of any visas, any TON?.."
💥 The volumes remained.
🎯 The price corrected.
🦌 Retail was left with a bag of tokens and tickets on TON Airlines, which did not fly ✈️
⸻
📉 Conclusion:
TON beautifully gathered liquidity, created "hope" and posted on Twitter:
"We are just trying something new. This is unofficial."
⸻
🤣 And now guess: was it marketing, a scam, or just "innovation without sanction"?
#TON #Toncoin #DubaiVisa #CryptoClowns #BinanceSquare
$TON
🤣 “BuT gAs FeEs!”
Meanwhile, ETH out here building the entire digital economy like it’s SimCity on steroids. 💀
Bitcoiners stacking sats.
Solana fans bragging about TPS.
And ETH? Quietly becoming the backbone of everything.
DEXs? ETH.
NFTs? ETH.
ZK rollups? ETH.
Your bags? Probably not ETH. 😬
ETH isn’t late. You are.
#Ethereum #ETHFlippening #CryptoClowns #GasFeesCope #Web3Infrastructure #ETHNarratives #EthereumFuture #ETH2030
Meanwhile, ETH out here building the entire digital economy like it’s SimCity on steroids. 💀
Bitcoiners stacking sats.
Solana fans bragging about TPS.
And ETH? Quietly becoming the backbone of everything.
DEXs? ETH.
NFTs? ETH.
ZK rollups? ETH.
Your bags? Probably not ETH. 😬
ETH isn’t late. You are.
#Ethereum #ETHFlippening #CryptoClowns #GasFeesCope #Web3Infrastructure #ETHNarratives #EthereumFuture #ETH2030
🌐 The Ethereum Future Is Already Here. Most Just Don’t See It. 👁️
$ETH isn’t just another crypto. It’s the underlying fabric of Web3.
While people debate gas fees, whales accumulate. While others meme, Ethereum builds.
🔥 This Isn’t a Trend. This Is Infrastructure.
‣ Every major L2? Built on ETH.
‣ Every serious dev? Building on ETH.
‣ Every institution? Eyeing ETH.
And yet… most retail still doesn’t get it. That’s bullish.
🧠 Real Talk:
Bitcoin may be digital gold…
But Ethereum is the financial operating system of the future.
DEXs. NFTs. DeFi. RWAs. ZK tech.
If crypto is a city, Ethereum is the land it's built on.
⏳ The Flippening Isn't a Meme
It’s a matter of time.
Not if. When.
💬 Community Call:
What’s your boldest ETH prediction?
2030 price target?
Will ETH flip BTC?
Drop your take 👇
#ETHVision
#Web3Foundation
#SmartContractKing
#BinanceSquareIntel
{spot}(ETHUSDT)
{spot}(ARBUSDT)
{spot}(LDOUSDT)
#EthereumFuture
$ETH isn’t just another crypto. It’s the underlying fabric of Web3.
While people debate gas fees, whales accumulate. While others meme, Ethereum builds.
🔥 This Isn’t a Trend. This Is Infrastructure.
‣ Every major L2? Built on ETH.
‣ Every serious dev? Building on ETH.
‣ Every institution? Eyeing ETH.
And yet… most retail still doesn’t get it. That’s bullish.
🧠 Real Talk:
Bitcoin may be digital gold…
But Ethereum is the financial operating system of the future.
DEXs. NFTs. DeFi. RWAs. ZK tech.
If crypto is a city, Ethereum is the land it's built on.
⏳ The Flippening Isn't a Meme
It’s a matter of time.
Not if. When.
💬 Community Call:
What’s your boldest ETH prediction?
2030 price target?
Will ETH flip BTC?
Drop your take 👇
#ETHVision
#Web3Foundation
#SmartContractKing
#BinanceSquareIntel
{spot}(ETHUSDT)
{spot}(ARBUSDT)
{spot}(LDOUSDT)
#EthereumFuture
😂😂😅...
When you set a stop-loss but the market says ‘lol, what’s that?
🤡📉
#CryptoClowns #FunnyMemes #MeToMe
When you set a stop-loss but the market says ‘lol, what’s that?
🤡📉
#CryptoClowns #FunnyMemes #MeToMe
⛏️ $ETC
mining +14.77%—classic gains reborn! 📈🔥 The future’s etched in profit! 🚀💰 #ETC #CryptoClowns 🌟
mining +14.77%—classic gains reborn! 📈🔥 The future’s etched in profit! 🚀💰 #ETC #CryptoClowns 🌟
🚨 $BAKE Just Pulled a 315% Magic Trick! 🎂
So, the token Binance is literally about to kick out on Sept 17 suddenly decides to moon? 🤡 Classic crypto.
Here’s the “totally logical” recipe behind this madness:
1️⃣ Delisting Panic → Everyone front-running liquidations like it’s a Black Friday sale. 🏃♂️💨
2️⃣ Short Squeeze → RSI hit 23 (aka oversold to the grave), shorts got roasted alive. 🍗
3️⃣ Altcoin Season Fuel → Market’s hot, even dead projects catching fire. 🔥💀
📊 Tech Bits:
RSI rebound ✅
Fib breakout at $0.0795 ✅
Next resistance: $0.107 (or maybe 🚀 straight to Mars... until rug).
👀 Key Dates:
Sept 15 → ONUS liquidations = wild swings incoming
Sept 17 → Binance’s final goodbye kiss 💋
💡 Moral of the story:
This isn’t a comeback, it’s a pump-and-dump circus 🎪. Trade the swings if you dare, but don’t marry $BAKE —it’s about to be homeless. 🏚️
#BAKE #CryptoClowns
So, the token Binance is literally about to kick out on Sept 17 suddenly decides to moon? 🤡 Classic crypto.
Here’s the “totally logical” recipe behind this madness:
1️⃣ Delisting Panic → Everyone front-running liquidations like it’s a Black Friday sale. 🏃♂️💨
2️⃣ Short Squeeze → RSI hit 23 (aka oversold to the grave), shorts got roasted alive. 🍗
3️⃣ Altcoin Season Fuel → Market’s hot, even dead projects catching fire. 🔥💀
📊 Tech Bits:
RSI rebound ✅
Fib breakout at $0.0795 ✅
Next resistance: $0.107 (or maybe 🚀 straight to Mars... until rug).
👀 Key Dates:
Sept 15 → ONUS liquidations = wild swings incoming
Sept 17 → Binance’s final goodbye kiss 💋
💡 Moral of the story:
This isn’t a comeback, it’s a pump-and-dump circus 🎪. Trade the swings if you dare, but don’t marry $BAKE —it’s about to be homeless. 🏚️
#BAKE #CryptoClowns
Even cheating needs brain cells, bro! 💀
Everywhere you look — people flexing “their” crypto wallets like they just cracked the blockchain code... meanwhile they just copy-pasted some Chinese wallet screenshot! 🇨🇳📱
Now this genius says he’s got billions of dollars in Pakistan 😬💸
Bruh… the only thing he’s mining is embarrassment! 😂
🚨 Fake flexers everywhere — verify before you glorify.
#CryptoClowns 🤡 #FakeFlex #BlockchainExposed #PakistanCrypto #Write2Earn
Everywhere you look — people flexing “their” crypto wallets like they just cracked the blockchain code... meanwhile they just copy-pasted some Chinese wallet screenshot! 🇨🇳📱
Now this genius says he’s got billions of dollars in Pakistan 😬💸
Bruh… the only thing he’s mining is embarrassment! 😂
🚨 Fake flexers everywhere — verify before you glorify.
#CryptoClowns 🤡 #FakeFlex #BlockchainExposed #PakistanCrypto #Write2Earn
🤣 “Crypto is a scam!” 🤣
Yeah, bro…
•Keep trusting the bank that charges you $5 to access your own money.
•Keep believing the government that prints trillions while you fight over coupons.
•Keep saving in fiat while inflation robs you silently.
But hey—
Crypto is a scam, right? 😂
Stay broke, stay mad.
The blockchain doesn’t care.
#CryptoClowns #BinanceSquare #StayWokeOrStayBroke
Its Not Late , Hold These Coins For potential 5x To 10x In next Bull Run.
$SOL
$WCT
$SUI
Yeah, bro…
•Keep trusting the bank that charges you $5 to access your own money.
•Keep believing the government that prints trillions while you fight over coupons.
•Keep saving in fiat while inflation robs you silently.
But hey—
Crypto is a scam, right? 😂
Stay broke, stay mad.
The blockchain doesn’t care.
#CryptoClowns #BinanceSquare #StayWokeOrStayBroke
Its Not Late , Hold These Coins For potential 5x To 10x In next Bull Run.
$SOL
$WCT
$SUI
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