#funnypost $XRP $ETH $BTC

In the year 3025, after Elon Musk’s 57th Mars wedding and Bitcoin finally reaching the price of a slightly used hoverboard, XRP rises from the digital ashes wearing a crown made of blockchain code, declaring itself “King of Crypto,” while Dogecoin knights it using a laser pointer, Ethereum claps politely from its Layer 9 castle, and everyone agrees the prophecy was right: the true ruler of the crypto kingdom was hiding in plain Ripple all along. 👑🚀💸