🚨 VITALIK BUTERIN STARES INTO THE IRON DOG'S BUTT 🐶🤖 — CLEARLY A BULLISH OMEN 💥📈

Right after cameras caught Vitalik laser-focused on the exhaust port of the Boston Dynamics robo-dog, the markets began to surge.

👀 Word on the street is:

"If Vitalik’s peering back there… altseason isn’t just coming — it’s already sniffing at our heels."

📉→📈

Markets are reacting. Coins are waking up. The iron dog marches, and so does the price action.

🐕‍🦺 The robot dog is a symbol — cold, mechanical, and unpredictable, just like the market. And Vitalik? He’s the oracle. The moment he gazes into the abyss... it’s time.

💼 Load up your bags.

💼 Double-check your positions.

💼 Brace for launch.

The pump is near.

Comment: “I’m looking there too, just like Vitalik” if your portfolio is ready for liftoff.

And always watch where your favorite dev is looking — especially when it's $ETH

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