Elon says, Trump's tariffs will crash the economy by year-end.
Trump says, Elon is crazy, threatens to cut his contracts.
Elon replies, without me, you would have lost the election.
Trump says, you're ungrateful, calls him names.
Elon says, your spending bill is a mess, warns of recession.
Trump says, I'll cancel your government deals.
Elon says, fine, I'll decommission my spacecraft.
Trump says, you're fired from my advisory team.
Elon says, I quit first.
Meanwhile, the economy shrinks, stocks fall, and we all watch the drama unfold.